The New Hooligans

On a world map,lets zoom into south east Asia,further into India ,further still into West Bengal,now if u look south and find a place called Kolkata,zoom in there - and then into deeper into another place called Saltlake - if u happen to live there - let me welcome u to a new world of experiences - complete with unpleasantness and frequent encounters with growing bunch of Hooligans doing rounds of this posh residential satellite.
Especially if u are a woman who has to drive home from work often,or go shopping on your own,or to the gym or anywhere else - I can show you routes,to which if u subscribe,within a week,you will begin to feel the kick of outdoing chasers on their bikes (to be undertaken only if you are confident of your sprinting skills /or driving skills whichever the case may be)..as time passes,I promise you,the excitement will only increase.
You may not believe me in the beginning.Why?These roads were perfectly safe even a while ago?But times change, haven't you heard?They are talking of a big change pretty soon..A regime change.Naturally a few thousand extra criminals of various sizes, demeanor and abilities,emboldened by either of the two contenders,are mild side effects to the grand scale of things.
Please,do not ,not even in your most lavish dream,allow yourself the audacity to think the police will cheer for you.If you want to hear how helpful they really are and what they can do for you,just give me a call,or call anyone who has mischanced to go to them imagining they may help.
If you cant bear all this,my advice is,just amass some firepower and learn to use it well.Alternatively,you should judge for yourself who the next winner would be,and join that camp.

DISCLAIMER:THE ADVICE AND DANGERS INDICATED IN THIS ARTICLE ARE NOT INTENDED FOR
THOSE WHO ARE THEMSELVES/OR
THOSE WHOSE DAD,MOM,UNCLE,AUNT,BROTHER,BROTHER-IN-LAW IS/ARE
A MINISTER OR MINISTER IN WAITING OR MEMBER OF ANY 'HOUSE' OR
HEADING ANY OF THE STATE ADMINISTRATIVE UNIT THEREOF.